Back To Nagasaki He Went!
Those of you who are either LNF or LTG tuned by Jerry, you know that the tunes are no freaking joke. Personally, I am the owner of a very rowdy E50 BNR tuned 9th gen Malibu, absolute tire shredder and sleeper. So tonight, my wife and I are sitting down and we were like, man, Wendy's chicken nuggets sound amazing right now, but that's like 10 miles away, so why do you (Me, Austin), go to Burger King and get some nuggets! I was like, ok, cool. Upon leaving the subdivision, I see this 2019 Civic Type R with underglow on it, and a “K-tuned” sticker on it. I wave at him and mind my business. 90% of the time, I don’t race or mess with people, but tonight, I wanted to have some fun. He sees I have an “SS” badge on the back of my car and a 1320video sticker (massive fan of their channel) and my back glass, so he tries to mess with me. In town limits, only so much you can do.
So… I lead (we will call him John) to Mexico. I get on the entrance to this amazing country and let her eat, and he doesn’t do much, so I was like well, fine then, be a stick in the mud. Until. 7 minutes later, I see these bright blue HIDs coming up in my rearview. It was John! John has his girlfriend with him. Johns's girlfriend is BIG cocky. John gets to my rear lights (him doing 110+) me doing 85ish and I give the bald eagles permission to blow him back to Nagasaki, with a vote for trump sticker on the back of his car. When they were catching up the first time, (before the first trip back to Japan), she goes out of her way to wave at me like, seeee yahhhh, but when they heard the bald eagles screech, and I blow them back to Nagasaki, I politely waved back (mama raised a gentlemen). She didn't like that. We did 4 more pulls, each time they got slapped with the full gapplebees menu. The best part, I still had the car seat and stroller in the car for my son from the day before.
We make it back to traffic in the city of Mexico, he is yelling at me.
I was like, man, he got free supper and a free trip and he’s still mad. I roll my window down and he’s screaming, WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT THING!??!!?!?, and I replied, BALD EAGLES!!!! And took off.
Moral of the story,
If you are considering a BNR tune, DO NOT BE A PUSSY, and in the words of Shia Labeouf. JUSTTTT DOO ITTT!!!
Reviewed by: Austin from North Carolina.